Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
lol “he wouldnt do that”
I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized
you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews
- Modern royalty AUs
- Accidentally read his/her diary AUs
- Egyptologists AUs
- Rockstar and groupie AUs
- Book club AUs
- Met at comic con AUs
- Lifeguard AUs
- 1920s con artists AUs
- Running from the police AUs
- Librarian AUs
- Rebels against the government AUs
- Internet friends AUs
- Time traveling AUs
- Struggling artists AUs
See the problem with the post is that after all these notes I haven’t had ONE fic sent to me
This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.
come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer
there are tears coming from my eyes at snmgfiehp oh my god